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Faking it is not so fun

Remember the wonderful Meg Ryan in the late‑80s film When Harry Met Sally and that incredibly embarrassing – yet strangely watchable – restaurant orgasm scene? It has become iconic precisely because it taps into a ...

Keeping it Naturally Beautiful

“You look great,” my beautician friend said to me the other week, leaning in with that professional squint she reserves for fine lines and stray hairs. “Have you had anything done?” I knew exactly what she meant....

Why You Shouldn’t Arrive Late… Or Early

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If there are two types of clients who annoy escorts like me, they are those who arrive late and those who arrive early. Yes, both of these client types can be challenging, but for very different reasons. The Problem with...

The Brunette and the Blonde Bombshell

My friend Delia (she uses a different name professionally) and I both do some work for an Escort Agency. Sometimes we even work as a pair, because there’s a certain thrill for many men in having two very different wome...

Champneys are the champions

World Cup Woes Well, ladies, are you enjoying the World Cup? I have a sneaking suspicion the answer is “not especially,” even if a few of you did temporarily lose yourselves in the excitement and glue your eyes to th...

More Than Just Sex

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When you meet up with escorts in London, such as myself, it’s important to remember that you are investing in a complete experience, not simply paying for sex. If all you wanted was a quick physical release with no rea...

The magic of make-up

I get all sorts of compliments regularly; I don’t think I am sharing any surprises here, as you will already know that an escort agency can offer up just as beautiful a selection of girls as the more expensive, high-en...

It’s My Time – And ‘Maybe’ Yours

A Life on a Different Clock Working as a 24‑hour escort means my life runs on a completely different clock from almost everyone I come into contact with. While most people are beginning to wind down, shutting their lap...

The grown up toy shop

A new shop has opened just a few streets away from my flat, tucked between a sleepy florist and a family-run bakery. From the outside, it looks almost innocent – frosted windows, a discreet sign, and a small bell above...

Masters of massage

Often, I see my job as one of the escorts in London as much more than simply providing companionship; it’s almost a teaching role. What I mean by that is this: many men (and many women, actually) come to me because the...

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