Remember the wonderful Meg Ryan in the late‑80s film When Harry Met Sally and that incredibly embarrassing – yet strangely watchable – restaurant orgasm scene? It has become iconic precisely because it taps into a ...
“You look great,” my beautician friend said to me the other week, leaning in with that professional squint she reserves for fine lines and stray hairs. “Have you had anything done?”
I knew exactly what she meant....
If there are two types of clients who annoy escorts like me, they are those who arrive late and those who arrive early. Yes, both of these client types can be challenging, but for very different reasons.
The Problem with...
My friend Delia (she uses a different name professionally) and I both do some work for an Escort Agency. Sometimes we even work as a pair, because there’s a certain thrill for many men in having two very different wome...
World Cup Woes
Well, ladies, are you enjoying the World Cup? I have a sneaking suspicion the answer is “not especially,” even if a few of you did temporarily lose yourselves in the excitement and glue your eyes to th...
When you meet up with escorts in London, such as myself, it’s important to remember that you are investing in a complete experience, not simply paying for sex. If all you wanted was a quick physical release with no rea...
I get all sorts of compliments regularly; I don’t think I am sharing any surprises here, as you will already know that an escort agency can offer up just as beautiful a selection of girls as the more expensive, high-en...
A Life on a Different Clock
Working as a 24‑hour escort means my life runs on a completely different clock from almost everyone I come into contact with. While most people are beginning to wind down, shutting their lap...
A new shop has opened just a few streets away from my flat, tucked between a sleepy florist and a family-run bakery. From the outside, it looks almost innocent – frosted windows, a discreet sign, and a small bell above...
Often, I see my job as one of the escorts in London as much more than simply providing companionship; it’s almost a teaching role. What I mean by that is this: many men (and many women, actually) come to me because the...