I often get asked, as one of the incall escorts working in London these days, who my “typical” client is. People seem to imagine there’s a standard template: a certain age, a certain income bracket, maybe a certain profession. But the truth is a little more interesting. You don’t just get a typical client handed to you by the universe — you slowly shape and develop your own clientele over time.
What I mean is this: as an escort, you naturally attract and keep the kind of clients you genuinely enjoy. You click with a particular type of person, you relax around them, and you give them your best self. Because you like them, they end up having an incredible experience — they feel seen, appreciated, and looked after. And when someone feels that way, they don’t keep it to themselves. They tell their friends, their colleagues, or the discreet circle of people in their lives who might also be tempted to book an escort.
Before long, those recommendations start to snowball. You notice that many of your new bookings sound oddly familiar: similar personalities, similar backgrounds, similar desires. It’s not a coincidence. It’s a quiet, organic form of word-of-mouth marketing, and it works in the escort industry just as effectively as it does in any other business. If a client has a brilliant time with you, he is far more likely to send like-minded men your way. And honestly, why wouldn’t it work that way? People tend to surround themselves with others who share their tastes, values, and sense of humour.
My Early “Typical” Client
Now, I realise I’ve still been dancing around the original question: what is my typical client like? When I first started in the industry, working for a company that specialised in outcall escorts, there really was a fairly clear pattern. Most of my clients back then were men between 40 and 55. They were usually married, often with children, and they almost always had demanding jobs. They weren’t bitter or cruel, just… exhausted. Overworked. A little worn down by responsibility.
These men still loved their wives, in their own way. They talked about them with a mix of affection, obligation, and guilt. Many of them would confess, after a glass of wine or two, that they didn’t actually want to leave their marriages. What they wanted was a space where they could switch off from being a husband, a provider, a boss — and simply be a man again. With me, they could flirt without consequence, enjoy physical affection without emotional pressure, and explore fantasies they felt they couldn’t voice at home.
Gratitude and Escapism
One of the most consistent traits among these clients was gratitude. They were genuinely thankful for the time, attention, and care I gave them. They’d often say things like, “You have no idea how much I needed this,” or “I haven’t felt this relaxed in months.” That gratitude wasn’t just about sex; it was about being listened to, touched, and seen as an individual rather than a role they had to perform.
Personality-wise, my typical client tended to have a healthy sense of fun. He might be conservative in some areas of his life, but with me, he was open to trying new experiences — a different venue, a new outfit, a playful scenario we could act out together. I loved that combination: responsible, slightly stressed professional on the outside; curious, eager, and mischievous on the inside.
Why “Vanilla” Works for Me
Some people would probably describe this kind of client as “vanilla.” I don’t mind that label at all. I’m not particularly drawn to extreme kinks or very edgy fantasies, and I’ve never felt I had to be. It’s not that I’m closed off to trying new things; if I trust someone and feel safe, I can be very adventurous. But my real confidence and happiness come from knowing exactly what — and who — I have in front of me. I enjoy reading a person, anticipating what will relax them, and giving them a reliable, warm, and deeply satisfying experience.
A Taste for Variety — In Moderation
Of course, a bit of variety now and then can be delightful. Every so often, you meet a client who feels like a different flavour entirely — something unusual, intense, or surprising. Think of them as the “rum and raisin” or “peach melba” in an ice cream parlour full of classic options. They can be exciting, memorable, and even addictive in small doses. But in large quantities, those strong flavours can become overwhelming, even sickening.
That’s why I tend to prefer the so-called “vanilla” client: the man who is steady, grateful, playful, and not too extreme in his tastes. He may not sound sensational on paper, but in practice, he’s exactly the kind of person I love spending time with. And over the years, by enjoying men like him and giving them experiences worth talking about, I’ve naturally filled my little black book with more and more of the same. In the end, my typical client isn’t just someone who found me; he’s someone I helped create by choosing, again and again, the kind of man I truly enjoy.
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