I love the Christmas lights – they make me feel really happy and Christmas-y. As one of the Escorts in London I’m available at any time of the day, so I get to see the Christmas lights a lot as I travel across London to different clients.
I’ve been to other cities – I’ve worked in Paris and Amsterdam, for example – but I think the London lights out-do those cities and they are the best in the world. I asked a client the other day if he agreed with me (he was from Texas) and he said, “Sure honey. The lights here are freakin’ awesome. Now, could you just roll over a little bit. Ah, just keep doin’ that.”
But one opinion wasn’t good enough for me, I wanted more. Another client invited me to his corporate Christmas do (a really extravagant affair in one of the city’s top hotels) and as he had travelled to this night out from Budapest, I asked him too. “What do you reckon to our Christmas lights?” I said to him, as we discreetly left our table and made our way upstairs. “Aren’t they the best?”
He was rather distracted, as I had begun to undress as we made our way upstairs and I was peeling off jewellery, shoes and other items as we climbed the stairs. “They’re brilliant,” he said, “so very, very beautiful.” Maybe that’s not a fair opinion to count, as after all I had just removed my sequinned top at that point. It really cheered me up that I could see the Christmas lights from the room we ended up in. Well, I could see them. My client was enthralled by another sight entirely.
So you see we escorts in London really love Christmas and we get sentimental about the lights, the lights in our city. It’s not a reason to hire us, admittedly, but all of those clients would happily say that I provided them with a really shining service myself, guaranteed to give them their own inner glow.
